Fugs 'n' Jugs Over - For Good This Time!

You've probably stopped caring, but.....

John Mayer has dumped Jessica Simpson yet again, and this time - People reports - it's truly the end.

What they said: "It has been rocky and it had been rocky, and it reached the end of the road," a source close to Mayer tells People. "It is definitely over - the relationship has ended."

What they wish they could really say: "He dumped her. He's already banged three groupies. He'd rather screw Ken Paves than get back together with Jessica!"

What they said: "They broke up Sunday night, but who knows what the future will hold," says a Simpson source. "This is the twelfth time they've broken up. Their relationship is volatile. Last week they felt better than ever. This week, things are rocky. Who knows what the future will bring. "

What they wish they could really say: "We need to spin this so that Jessica doesn't seem like a loser."

What they said: "Every relationship has its differences, but with Jessica and John those differences were starting to become more and more apparent," says the Mayer source.

What they wish they could really say: "They had NOTHING in common! We're surprised they made it last this long. John was mesmerized by her boobs. Jess was using him for publicity. Thank God it's over."

Amen!